Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties:
· Generally round in form.
· Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time.
· Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties:
· Very Active.
· Highly unstable.
· Volatile when left alone.
· Able to absorb great amounts of exotic foods.
· Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.
· Turns slightly green when placed next to a shinier specimen.
Usage:
· Highly ornamental.
· An extremely good catalyst for the dispersion of wealth.
· Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution:
· Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
Element Name: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50 lb.)
Physical properties:
· Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily.
· Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.
· Extremely difficult to find a pure sample.
· Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduit electricity as easily as young samples.
Chemical properties:
· Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can gets.
· Also tends to form strong bonds with itself.
· Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: Child) for prolonged periods of time.
· Neutralized successfully by saturating with alcohol.
Usage:
· Has not been discovered yet.
Caution:
· In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
Flaming Seraphim.
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